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Heart of Gold - Neil Young
what a woman REALLY wants!
02.02.07 (9:12 pm)   [edit]
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would
be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex
even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the
monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but
no one could give him a satisfactory answer

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have
the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom
for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the
witch She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of
the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most
beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded
Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared
as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half
the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show
off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old
witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by
night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down
below. OKAY?






Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down






The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly


 


posted by: lostin2007 (reply)
post date: 02.02.07 (10:14 pm)

rofl tooo funny but yet so true. I know i'm that way at times. lol




posted by: doeeyed (reply)
post date: 02.03.07 (5:55 am)

OMGosh, I love it Mimi!!! Thank You :)
I'm sending this to my husband right now!



posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 02.03.07 (6:30 am)

I did not give the correct answer. I'd be interested to know how other men fared on this one.

I just saw a piece on the Today Show about how couples who have been married for 20 years or longer are getting divorced at an alarming rate. They were saying that women can put up with alot of abuse, emotionally/physically/verbally, but that when the men retire and are home all the time, it just becomes too much. Apparently lots of men have a problem considering what a woman may want.



posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 02.03.07 (6:36 am)

Reply to: PastorDave
Perhaps this alarmning rate would not be occurring if the men had become and stayed an integral part of the lives of their wives and not just "bread winners"! Too many men think that is all that they are needed for...maybe us mom's need to rethink what we teach our children! A woman will go out and find a life of their own, surrounding herself with love from other sources, ie, children, friends, work, community service, for no woman I know can live without love...so, men, take note, and pay attention to what is going on around you, especially in your own homes! xoxoxox



posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 02.03.07 (9:14 am)

The generation of my parents, and yours, had a different understanding of husband/wife relationships. The man was the bread winner. The wife stayed home and raised the children. And the wife would stay devoted to the marriage contract, I'm thinking as much for finacial and social reasons more than love. Women's liberation has changed things. It's made women to want more, which is a good thing. It's given them the opportunity to live financially independent of a husband. So you are right, I think. Men need to pay more attention to their wives & families, since women now demand it.

And, I think the roles of men and women have been unhealthily muddled in our society. When you accept a role for yourself and expect it for another, it certainly simplifies matter. If both are happy with the understood roles, then the relationship can prosper. But, when you have society demanding that you throw out such understanding, then a byproduct is a lot of unhappy people, busy making everybody else unhappy.



posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 02.03.07 (10:18 am)

Reply to: PastorDave

No Dave. Society isn't muddling it. Women have realized that they're full feldged people too and don't need to be subserviant to the whims of men. If we men would relize that it's always been a stupid thing to act as though we're "more equal" than women, all the "muddling" disappears in a flash, and real partnerships can flourish. The only people I know who are worried about this are men who see themselves losing the upper hand and weak women who felt comfortable with the situation cuz it was all they knew. Another couple of generations and it'll all shake out - I'd guess about the same time racism really starts to actually disappear in this society.

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