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| THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES |
| 05.10.08 (3:51 pm) [edit] |
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each
for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes .
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
clean, correct all home work, and complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not
enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment .
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent
Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting
flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
chores are done.
The men must shave their legs , wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails
polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal
cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon at the park or a s similar setting.
They will need to read a book each night -- and in the morning, feed
them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am .
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,
height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's
weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's
favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins
only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again
for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Happy Mother's Day to us all! xoxo
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posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 05.10.08 (1:05 pm)
Very Interesting!
Happy Mother's Day to you also!
((hugs))
posted by: lorischuster (reply)
post date: 05.12.08 (5:06 am)
I loved this Mimi! It wore me out and reminded me of the best days of my life! It was exhausting but wouldn't have traded it for anything. I think it would be a Survivor series I would really like to see! Happy Belated MOther's Day!
posted by: apyjo (reply)
post date: 05.12.08 (3:10 pm)
My Eddie would win this hands down ....one of the many reasons I love him.
posted by: apyjo (reply)
post date: 05.12.08 (3:11 pm)
Hope you had a great Mom's Day !
posted by: sebastianjoshua (reply)
post date: 05.13.08 (1:13 am)
mimi... i done that all ok! except wearing makeup or shaving legs... lol
to be honest, my wife is really proud of me :-)
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 05.15.08 (3:08 pm)
So, what will they do with the other 23 hours of the day? (Disclaimer: The previous sentence was typed on my computer while I was possessed by the politically insensitive spirit of Bawdy. Dave bears no responsibility.)